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sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

poopflow:

doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)

fwips:

oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty much guaranteeing that i’m going to stop doing it and take the time to just stare at you with a half blank half incredulous expression on my face

despairkomaeda:

like realtalk here we make fun of sites like facebook and deviantart for being full of really stupid people but id rather have really stupid people who say relatively harmless stupid things than really stupid people who latch onto ‘social justice’ and use it as an excuse to lynch people and pretend they’re the smartest most progressive shit while acting like cavemen with computer access and some fancy words

the-vandals:

You can’t be good friends with someone until you get drunk together

collectyourhearts:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza

stayawake4me:

in need of friends

cuntlerie:

wow I seriously hate bipolar disorder. it just eats away at your life. you can’t stand your friends/your family then the next week you love them again and you’re lucky if they’re even there for you the next week. it just sucks. I wish it would go away. I hate it I hate it I hate it

nicolasiscaged:

[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta

dirkar:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

Let me make something clear:

Enjoying things you like is NOT WASTING YOUR LIFE.  Enjoying things is the exact opposite of wasting your life.  I don’t care if what you like to do is stare at digital clocks or ceiling fans.  Immersing yourself in your interests cannot be measured in value.

Forcing yourself to become a blank slate is torture.  0 out of 10 stars, would not recommend.

sarcastic-snowflake:

so this morning i went for a blood test and i was freaking out when the lady took out needle, and she was just like “i tell you what i tell all my teenage girl patients, just pretend like you are getting bitten by the white boy from the twilight movie”

shewillbelubed:

do u ever start being friends with someone

and then u get to know them 

and its like

no wait 

i dont actually like you

can we stop this friendship thing we have going on

mewtoot:

i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that

hakagure:

my sexuality is everyone is hot and i am angry

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